This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
h4te: Periods are annoying its like were getting punished for not being pregnant
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
jesuschristvevo: this one time in first grade we were having a party and the teacher asked us to bring in deserts and forks and cups and knives and i was in charge of the knives but i didnt know she wanted plastic ones so i brought regular ones and i got really angry about messing up so i started throwing the knives around the room and killed like seven people
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...